"Why do you lie, Chino??!"

THIS IS A GUEST POST BY SOBIA :)

I AM TYPING IN CAPITALS BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY.

It's Arooj's birthday today! She's 19!! WOW. She doesn't feel like 19, she feels "an age less", whatever that means. OH wait, she said she feels "ageless", not an age less.

GUESS WHAT? I'm not a robot; Arooj is.

Arooj has a stupid obsession with the musical West Side Story and it's not even funny. Best friends are being forced and threatened to watch it. I'm a law student dammit, this is wrong and I will fight my case - under duress!! :(

OK, I will watch West Side Story with you.
Why don't you want to watch it anymore?
Okay if I do watch it promise not to make impersonations of Tony singing Maria all the time? Or even Tony saying "Womb to tomb, buddy!" Ack.

Arooj's birthday wish is for everyone in the world to watch it. No, not to end poverty or anything humanitarian, just for everyone to agree that West Side Story is the best film in the world.

If that happened I would kill myself.

Over and out.